Pentecost 23Year A 2005

people i don't like.

Matthew 22:34-40
34 When the Pharisees heard that he had silenced the Sadducees, they gathered together, 35 and one of them, a lawyer, asked him a question to test him. 36 "Teacher, which commandment in the law is the greatest?" 37 He said to him, " "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.' 38 This is the greatest and first commandment. 39 And a second is like it: "You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' 40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets."

There are just some people that I don’t like.

I don’t like people who don’t use turn signals. I was discussing this with a friend just yesterday. Turn signals aren’t to remind you that you are turning, but to let me know that you are turning so that I don’t cause an accident.

Which reminds me of a whole other group of people that I don’t like: bad drivers. Oh sure, I make mistakes when driving, I’m only human you know. But there are some people who are bad drivers… and I don’t like them.

Ever driven in Boston? Boston drivers are almost as bad as Florida drivers, who I have little fondness for. The roads in Boston are built over old cow paths. Now cows are not the smartest of creatures, they are delicious, but not good city planners. And there again… people who design roadways. I don’t like them either. The other day I had to go to Worcester (which is either pronounced wrong or spelt wrong) and coming home I missed the exit for 84 and had to drive 30 minutes out of my way. Whoever decided not to put one more exit in between… I don’t like them either.

And I sure didn’t like the person who wouldn’t let me merge into traffic the other day, he even honked his horn at me when I was forced to cut ahead of him… as if he owned the road.

And I don’t like mean people. You know what I’m talking about, people who just can’t be pleasant and seem to find excuses to make your life miserable. Ugh, I just can’t stand them. They are almost as bad as people who won’t shut up. I do not like people who will not give me a chance to speak. My opinion counts too, I should be allowed to verbalize it shouldn’t I? But no, they just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah as if they are the only ones who have something going on in their lives worth discussing.

And then there are people who talk too loud on cell phones in public places about personal issues. Those people drive me crazy. Go outside to speak to your girlfriend about the intimate personal details of your date last night.

There are just some people I don’t like.

I don’t like people who smell. You know who smell? Foreigners. And I’ll be honest, I don’t like people with thick accents. Can’t understand them!

And you know who I really can’t stand? Closed-minded people. They are so judgmental… as if they’ve never made a mistake in their own lives. I don’t like republicans. Just look at how they treat the poor (and don’t even get me started on the poor). Don’t like Democrats either. Most of them are morally deprived. I’d register Independent, but I don’t like Independents either. I mean, who do you think they are?

I can trust you all with this right? Because people who can’t keep secrets… don’t like them. Gossipers are the worst aren’t they?

And I know that I wasn’t going to talk about poor people, but I’m tired of hearing about them. I have my own money problems. I don’t really need to be reminded of theirs all the time. What, am I supposed to feel guilty because I have things other people don’t?

There are just some people I don’t like. I don’t like people who don’t like chocolate. Even if you are a diabetic, they have sugar-free chocolate… eat it, it’s good. What are you on a diet? Because skinny people, don’t like them almost as much as I don’t like fat people.

And then there are black people, now don’t get me wrong, I have black friends… I know black people, but there are black people…I just don’t like. Gay people too; I am sick and tired of hearing how oppressed those people are. I just don’t like them.

But then white people are the worst, especially Americans. They think they own everything. After all it’s the Jews who own everything and I don’t like them either. Which reminds me if you put a dot on your forehead or wear a scarf over your head… don’t even try to gain my favor.

There are just some people who I don’t like. I don’t like conservatives. They act as if I have to agree with everything they say or I’m going straight to hell. And liberals…they think they are going to save the world when really they have no sense of right or wrong. Don’t like moderates either… I just can’t like people who aren’t willing to take a stand one way or the other.

There are just some people I don’t like.

I don’t like people who drive SUV’s. I know that I have one, but I need it. Don’t people realize that the world’s resources are being sucked up by those vehicles? But then there are the environmentalists. Don’t those people ever give it a rest? I just don’t like people who try to make me feel guilty for forgetting to recycle.

And then there are the people who tell me that I’m supposed to love everyone… is there anyone who I can like less?

Love, love, love… how am I supposed to love people I don’t even like? I’m a nice enough person to get along with; but love my neighbors! I live next to a church for crying out loud… how am I supposed to love those people?

Whoever came up with that must have been a nut case. Lord knows I don’t like crazy people.

Yup, there are just some people I don’t like.

Pentecost 22 Year A 2005

Whose Image is on You?

A Sermon on Matthew 22:15-22 with thanks to the exegetical notes of Brian P Stoffregen for Proper 24A.

In the name of Jesus; amen.

In 1789, Benjamin Franklin wrote in a letter to a friend, "In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." Nearly 150 years later (1936), Margaret Mitchell used a similar phrase in Gone with the Wind: "Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them."

Nothing is more real life than taxes. They happen to all of us whether or not we want them too. Even if you cheat on your income tax or refuse to pay it there is still sales tax. Taxes just happen.

Today Jesus is asked a question about taxes, but the taxes in our Gospel are nothing like any of the taxes we pay today-- not income, property, or sales tax. We know few details about this tax, other than it consisted of a flat-rate personal tax on all men from age fourteen and women from age twelve to age sixty-five and was levied at least at the rate of one denarius (about a day's wage) per year. Later (we do not know when) it was combined with a percentage tax on property.

While most are resigned to paying our taxes we should remember that the lives of Jews living in the Roman Empire at the time of Jesus or Matthew was nothing like living in America in the 20th century. Their God-given homeland was under foreign occupation.

For Jews and then the Christians, the annual payment of this particular tax to Rome was a painful reminder of living in an occupied country by foreign powers who worshiped false gods. The tax could only be paid with Roman coins which were not just legal tender but also pieces of propaganda. Most of the coins contained an image of the Caesar with inscriptions proclaiming him to be divine or the son of a god. "Graven images" and polytheism were blasphemous to both Jews and Christians. Thus paying taxes with Roman coins raised both political and religious issues.

Every time they pulled out their money, they would be reminded that their enemy was in power. Every time the Jews used Roman money, they were reminded that they were occupied and that the emperor was making himself another god.

15 Then the Pharisees went and plotted to entrap him in what he said. 16 So they sent their disciples to him, along with the Herodians, saying, "Teacher, we know that you are sincere, and teach the way of God in accordance with truth, and show deference to no one; for you do not regard people with partiality. 17 Tell us, then, what you think. Is it lawful to pay taxes to the emperor, or not?"

The Pharisees had a good plan to entrap Jesus. Taxes were a serious issue in that time. While we may complain about the cost of a tax; for the people of Jesus’ and Matthew’s time the tax was about their belief and their sense of religious morals. It was about their whole sense of who they were as a people of God.

If Jesus had said that it was lawful to pay the tax the people would have seen him as being in league with the enemy. But if he had said that it was unlawful he would have been in deep trouble with the enemy.

So Jesus asks for a denarius, which is clever in and of itself because now the disciples of the Pharisees (who would have opposed the tax) and the Herodians (who would have supported it) had to provide the very coin that was in despute.

“Whose head is this, and whose title?” he asks. Well, it was Caesar’s. “Give therefore to the emperor the things that are the emperor’s, and to God the things that are God’s.”

How do we know what things belong to Caesar? Well, they have his image on them! Just like all governments put their mark or image on their country’s money.

And how do we know what things belong to God? Well, they have God's image on them too!

What are we to give to God? The things stamped with God's image -- us! We are to give God ourselves -- our whole selves -- not just some part.

Some may give God their minds,but have hearts far from God.Some may give God their hearts,but are unwilling to learn from God in the WordSome may give God their muscles,but are unwilling to bring their bodies to worship or education classes.Many give God 1 or 2 hours a week,but God wants all 168 hours a week.Many give God 2% of their income, perhaps think about 10%but God wants 100%.

We cannot say that "this part belongs to God, so I will give it to God." Everything we are and everything we have belongs to God. Everything we are and everything we have we are to give (back) to God. We are but mere managers or stewards of these gifts God has given to us.

Properly managing the money God has given us means some of it is to go to the government. Sorry folks we are to pay our taxes even when we think they are too much or don’t like how they are being spent.

Properly managing the money God has given us means spending wisely and paying our bills. Properly managing the money God has given us means saving some of it so that we have what we need when needs arise.

But properly managing the money God has given us also means remembering that it is not ours, but only what God has given us.

This morning our worship is about healing and this afternoon at the St Francis celebration to bless the animals worship is about giving thanks to God for the gift of creation. There is a theme today of God giving us wholeness but to get it (and I don’t mean “get” in terms of receiving, but in terms of understanding) we have to remember that we belong to God. We are God’s.

Not just parts of us, but all of us. Not just on Sunday mornings, but all week long. Not just while we are praying, but in everything we say and do. Not just in the money we put in the offering plate, but in ever cent we save or spend.

We are God’s 100% all the time. We have been marked with the image of God… let’s live it.

Amen.

Pentecost 21 Year A 2005

A Sermon based upon Matthew 22:1-14

In the name of Jesus; amen.

Over the last few weeks we have been focusing on our mission statement. Here it is again: Our Mission is to Proclaim Christ through Worship, Fellowship, and Caring for our Neighbor. This Mission will specifically focus on ministry to Families, Children and youth, and the Poor.

Last week we distributed Financial Commitment Cards in order that we could have the opportunity to commit to this mission through giving of our treasures. This week the Stewardship Committee is asking us to consider supporting our mission through the giving of our time.

To help us they have come up with Time Commitment Sheets for us to fill out so that we know what ways people are willing to serve through the gift of their time.

It’s fitting with today’s gospel: Jesus’ parable of the Wedding Banquet. In the parable there is a King who’s son is being married. Now I have been to some pretty fancy weddings in my day, but weddings that took place in Jesus’ day were amazing spectacles. They could last for days, everyone was invited, wine flowed, there was food aplenty… families would spend everything they had in order to impress the guests.

So one might imagine that a wedding thrown by royalty would have been exceptional… a thing not to be missed under any circumstances. The food would have been the best, the wine would have been the best, the entertainment would have been the best. Anybody who was anybody would have been there.

It would have been a party that no one would want to miss.

Now, last week I told you that parables were stories that Jesus used to explain something about God or the kingdom of God. They weren’t meant to be true to life stories, but stories that taught us something about how God operates.

Once more Jesus spoke to them in parables, saying: “The Kingdom of Heaven may be compared to a king who gave a wedding banquet for his son.” And like any proud parent whose child is about to be married he sent out invitations: “Mr. and Mrs. King request the honour of your presence at the marriage of their Son, the Prince to Miss Princess etc… etc…”

One might imagine that getting such an invitation would be a great honor, a reason to celebrate and go shopping for the appropriate attire and china patterns. But in Jesus’ story those invited don’t even RSVP; they simply go about their day and when servants are dispatched by the king to find out why no one is coming some of the invitees make fun of the situation and go about their business while others mistreat the servants to death.

Now if you have ever thrown a party that no one has shown up for you can imagine that the King must have been pretty upset and he was. In fact he’s so upset that he sends in his troops and once the original guests to be are properly dealt with he makes a decision. He decides that they weren’t worthy of such an honor as coming to his son’s wedding celebration and sends his servants out into the streets to bring back whoever they can find to celebrate his joy.

So the servants go out and bring back everyone they can find both good and bad and the wedding banquet takes place.

It’s a funny thing, but I often have the hardest time preaching on what might seem to be clear-cut passages from scripture. Up until this point the story seems rather easy to figure out. God is the King in the story and the wedding is a metaphor for faith is his son. The invitation is given to those that God expects will most want to celebrate Jesus’ message of love only to discover that they don’t wanna, they’d rather go about doing what they always do.

So God invites others, people who might not look worthy on the outside, but who are willing to accept the invitation and come to the party.

And what makes this hard to preach is that you all have shown up. You are here. You’ve come to the party! Somewhere along the line you got the invitation and decided that this was where you wanted to be, or at least where you were willing to be today. Parables like this I want to preach to the people that aren’t here.

But then, Jesus’ parable isn’t over is it? The King decides to do some smoozing with his guests only to discover that one of them isn’t dressed in a wedding robe.

Now this part of the parable isn’t cut and dry. According to tradition people attending a wedding always wore their best clothes, even if they were very poor and had to borrow clothes dressing for a wedding was a must. Wedding robes were not everyday clothes… they were special.

And even if you remember the days gone by when everyone had their Sunday best that they put on once a week to attend church… this is not a parable about proper attire or looking pretty. Wearing a wedding robe was a symbol of honoring your guest by giving him or her your best.

If the first group of invitees dishonored the King by not accepting their invitations then this one guest dishonored his king by not putting on the best he had.

It’s not enough to just show up whether you are wearing sneakers or heels, jeans or a suit. Just like it’s not enough to just say that you are a Christian, you also have to live like one.

The first people invited to the wedding banquet didn’t want to go. They were offered a great opportunity to sit at a king’s feast. But the one who didn’t wear a wedding robe at the banquet didn’t want to be there. And they missed it; they missed their chance to celebrate with God.

Coming to church on Sunday mornings is wonderful, but if you go home Sunday afternoon and think that’s all God wanted from me, you’re wrong. The wedding banquet that God has invited us to is life-long and daily.

The invitation is free, but what good is a party you do nothing at? God wants us to be at the party and to dance and sing to eat and drink and be a part of it.

And in case you wanted to know what the party looks like, Isaiah gives a pretty accurate description:

⁶On this mountain the LORD of hosts will make for all peoples a feast of rich food, a feast of well-aged wines, of rich food filled with marrow, of well-aged wines strained clear. ⁷And he will destroy on this mountain the shroud that is cast over all peoples, the sheet that is spread over all nations; ⁸he will swallow up death forever. Then the Lord GOD will wipe away the tears from all faces, and the disgrace of his people he will take away from all the earth, for the LORD has spoken. ⁹It will be said on that day, Lo, this is our God; we have waited for him, so that he might save us. This is the LORD for whom we have waited; let us be glad and rejoice in his salvation. (Isaiah 25: 6-9)

Here we are… let’s live the gift that God has given us.

Amen.

Sermon for Pentecost 20 Year A

Matthew 21:33-46

In the name of Jesus; amen.

We often want what isn’t ours. In the parable that Jesus tells a landowner hires tenants to care for his vineyard. When harvest time comes the landowner sends his servants to collect what is his, but instead of the tenants handing over the produce the landowner expected they killed the servants he sent.

So the landowner sends even more servants and again the tenants kill them. So the landowner makes a radical decision: he sends his own son to the tenants to claim what is rightfully his. When the tenants see the landowner’s son they too make a radical decision and seize the son, throw him out of the vineyard and kill him so that they can claim the son’s inheritance.

Now parables were Jesus’ way of telling a story about God or the Kingdom of God. It’s important to remember that because often times Jesus’ parables can seem outlandish.

What parent would send their child into what all the rest of us would see as such a dangerous situation? Today we would send in the Marines to deal with people like these tenants. Jesus’ landowner looks like a fool to act the way he did. But parables weren’t meant to be taken as literal stories. They were meant to teach us something about God.

We should see God as the landowner in this parable. God who created the world just as the landowner made his vineyard. If parables are meant to teach us about God and God’s kingdom then what does this parable teach us about God?

Jesus tells this parable to a specific audience who would have been familiar with vineyards and the idea of hiring tenants to work them. At the end of the gospel reading the chief priests and the Pharisees get upset because they figure out that Jesus is likening them to the tenants.

In Jesus’ story the landowner is willing to try over and over again to give the tenants a chance to do what is right and in the process he suffers great loss. Jesus asks his audience to finish the story for him: “Now when the owner of the vineyard comes, what will he do to those tenants?” And the people give their answer: “He will put those wretches to a miserable death, and lease the vineyard to other tenants who will give him the produce at the harvest time.”

It’s no wonder the chief priests and Pharisees are upset when they hear the parable.

But the truth is that this parable should make us all feel uncomfortable. The tenants were entrusted with the care of the vineyard, but instead of honoring the deal that was made between them and the landowner they seek to break it by keeping what wasn’t theirs. And in the end they go so far as to kill the heir so that they can claim the land for themselves.

It wasn’t hard for the tenants to begin to believe that the vineyard was actually theirs. We all do it.

The culture we live in uses ownership as a means to place value on a person. The more we have the more worth society places on us.

Much has been made of the looters in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina ripped through parts of Texas and Louisiana. Most people I’ve talked to have agreed that it was ok for people to break into stores to take food and supplies they needed, but not to take things like TVs and stereos. There wasn’t even electricity so what would a person need with a big screen TV?

But while it was wrong for people to do it, I understand the mentality. Many of those looters had little before the hurricane took everything. In a society that teaches that having something makes them worthwhile they seized an opportunity to have something they never had before. We see it all the time. And not so long ago we saw it happen with rich people too… remember Enron? They knew it was wrong to cheat people out of their savings and yet… they wanted what wasn’t theirs in order to claim status that didn’t belong to them.

I can see how these tenants would have desired the land that wasn’t theirs. But more importantly I can see how they would have thought little of going to great lengths to acquire it.

The looters saw large screen TVs and didn’t think: there’s no electricity I don’t need this; they thought OWNERSHIP.

The tenants saw the vineyard and didn’t think: well this doesn’t belong to us; they thought OWNERSHIP.

They believed the lie that ownership means power and status.

But the landowner saw it differently. The landowner saw what he had and gave it to others. The tenants were given a place to live and work to do. They were given what they needed. The landowner entrusted those tenants with all he had so that they could live.

Now Jesus was talking about faith when he told this parable. In simplest terms: the landowner is God, the slaves were the prophets, the son was Jesus, and the tenants were those who claimed they owned the faith: the religious leaders.

It might be easy to turn this into an anti-Jewish story by saying that the Jews didn’t accept the prophets or Jesus; but we must be careful not to lay claims like that on this story or we miss the point.

God is clearly the landowner and Jesus is his son, but we have to be careful not to forget that we are the tenants. The story of God’s grace is not for us to hoard, but to share and return back to God.

Now I’m hoping that you’ve made another obvious connection to Jesus’ parable. The vineyard is also the world in which we live and it has been given to us by God to care for it.

It’s clear that we owe something back to God. While salvation is only through God’s grace, Jesus in the Gospel of Matthew, expects something of those to whom grace has been given in the gift of God’s kingdom.

We are expected to live under God’s authority; to produce and give back the proper fruit. Not because we will be thrown out of the vineyard if we don’t; but because we’ve been given the gift and the responsibility of caring for God’s kingdom.

And that is good news. God has entrusted the kingdom to us for all that we need out of his love for us. Grace has been given to us and will not be taken away because of Jesus’ gift of his death. Now it is time to produce the fruit of that love and return it to God.

Amen.